SARAH PALIN EYEGLASSES

I read over the weekend that the Republican vice presidential nominee, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, 44, has stolen the campaign's style spotlight and caused a run on Kawasaki 704 eyeglass frames and upswept hairstyles.
 

Not to be undone, I've put together a package of John McCain ties. Buy two John McCain ties today for $49.95 (plus tax, handling, shipping and fuel surcharges) and I will throw a third one in for free. Think about the possibilities:

1. You can show your patriotic colors wherever you go.

2. You will never worry about what to wear.

3. They will never go out of style.

4. You can always carry a spare tie in your pocket (in case you spill tomato sauce on your tie at a Presidential banquet).

5. Give them as gifts to donors without violating the $25 gift law.

6. People will compliment you at parties for your good taste.

7. How do you think you'll feel when someone says, "Isn't that the same tie that John McCain wears?"

HURRY! LIMITED SUPPLY ON HAND

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